What did I ever do to you!

I had the scare of my life night (not really, but at the time that is what it seemed). Tonight, Dan had to run to the store to grab something at 11:00p.m. I was cuddled on the couch watching TV when I hear a huge BOOM, BOOM, BOOM against our living room window. My heart stops for a moment as I think someone is trying to break into our house. Dan had just left, so I knew it wasn't him. I just sat there frozen! Finally after about 5 minutes I walk slowly into to front room, where all the window blinds are open. I slowly look out the window and the whole stink'n window is just covered in eggs. Now, I went from scared to pissed! Ever since a grocery store went in down our street, we have been seeing a lot of this kind of stuff. Kids are bored and parents obviously are not MISSING their eggs. Several months ago my parents were visiting for the weekend and their whole car got it with shaving cream, deodorant, and eggs. NICE! So, who hates us? What did we do? Stupid kids. When we went outside to look at the damage, we heard kids down the street. Dan wants to grab his paintball guns and wait for them to come back by! That would be fun! So, 11:30 p.m. and Dan is outside washing the window. No, he isn't in the bushes waiting with his gear. Although, that would be cool!